rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

theniftyfifties:

Couples dancing in the street in Paris, 1950s.

There’s a man called the doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky and all he does, all day, every day, is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams

•  year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

My entire life is spent trying to push him forward at photo shoots. He’s our packaging… He’s a handsome bastard. None of us pretend that if he wasn’t in the band we’d be as popular. He’s responsible for all our calendar sales - Chris Martin about Guy Berryman